awesomephilia:

moan louder every time the cashier scans one of your items

(Source: dutchster, via rookchessmon)

"Come on guys we can do this! These cowards don’t even smoke crack!"

Me encouraging the team to victory last night (via nostalgiaultra)

(via woodmeat)

playbunny:

that awesome feeling when you know that despite not talking to a friend everyday or even after a very long time that you’re both still cool

image

(via pityfriend)

pikarar:

My brother’s theory to why bananas bruise.

pikarar:

My brother’s theory to why bananas bruise.

(via pompousweiner-deactivated201310)

Anonymous Asked:
I've never found myself attracted to a black guy, but Im really kinda attracted to you

katara:

This is one of those things white people think is a compliment but it’s not

deersatan:

LOOK AT THIS TINY FUCKING BUS

deersatan:

LOOK AT THIS TINY FUCKING BUS

(Source: alien0104, via pompousweiner-deactivated201310)

potatosmack:

tedywestside:

me tryin’ to get my life together

Nothing has ever been more accurate

(via maureennnn)

whoredinarygirl:

if you wake me up by turning on all the lights, there’s a 100% chance that I’ve already started planning 10 different ways to kill you

(Source: whoredinarygirl, via queencityconfidential)